Yamilet Aleman--Scintillating Scorpio

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11/18/2006 3:59:31 PM

NOTICE WHAT HAPPENS TO YAMILET'S BREASTS AND HIPS AS THE SEATING CAPACITY NUMBER CHANGES ON THE SIGN TO HER LEFT!

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11/18/2006 3:22:25 PM

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11/18/2006 3:20:31 PM

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11/17/2006 4:35:01 AM

Here, I added a cartoon bubble above the chef's head, then added text on the bubble and Yamilet's name in the space at the bottom of the board (using Photoshop--NOT on the actual board.) THIS IS HOW THE TEXT THAT I ADDED READS: "I know what you're thinking and you're right--I'm as stiff as a board!"

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11/17/2006 4:29:37 AM

HERE WE SEE THE FULL EFFECT OF THIS PHOTOGRAPHER"S CREATIVE MADNESS THROUGH THE USE OF PHOTOSHOP--NOTICE THAT IN THIS IMAGE THE BOARD HAS BEEN ALTERED, THE CARTOON BUBBLE IS ADDED, AND YAMILET'S BREASTS AND BUTT HAVE BEEN ENHANCED (TO THE POINT THAT HER BREASTS ARE LEANING UPON THE CHEF'S HAND) SO AS TO CREATE THE FULL, HUMOROUS EFFECT INTENDED BY A VERY VIVID (ITALIAN) IMAGINATION! As before, what the chef is supposedly thinking is, "I know what you're thinking and you're right--I'm as stiff as a board!" LUCKY CHEF!!!

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11/17/2006 4:27:59 AM

HERE AGAIN, I USED PHOTOSHOP TO PLACE MY OWN--HUMOROUSLY BAWDY--WRITING ON THE BLACKBOARD.

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11/17/2006 4:27:14 AM

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11/17/2006 4:26:04 AM

GO AHEAD--GO BACK & FORTH BETWEEN THIS PICTURE AND THE NEXT PICTURE SEVERAL TIMES, WHILE STARING AT THE CENTER OF THE PICTURE!

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11/17/2006 4:24:56 AM

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11/17/2006 4:24:07 AM

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11/17/2006 4:23:15 AM

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11/17/2006 4:21:16 AM

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11/17/2006 4:19:40 AM

YOU MAY NOT REALIZE WHAT I DID HERE: AFTER PULLING THIS IMAGE UP ON MY COMPUTER IN PHOTOSHOP, I LITERALLY "ERASED" THE BLACKBOARD AND THEN WROTE MY OWN FUNNY WORDS ON IT USING SPECIAL "TOOLS" IN PHOTOSHOP. IN THE NEXT SEVERAL PICTURES YOU'LL SEE WHAT WAS ORIGINALLY WRITTEN ON THE BOARD.

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11/15/2006 7:03:47 AM

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11/15/2006 7:02:45 AM

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11/15/2006 7:01:49 AM

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11/15/2006 7:00:44 AM

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11/15/2006 6:59:44 AM

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11/15/2006 6:58:25 AM

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11/15/2006 6:57:14 AM

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11/15/2006 6:56:23 AM

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11/15/2006 6:55:33 AM

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11/15/2006 6:54:39 AM

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11/15/2006 6:53:31 AM

DSCN0029--just for fun!

11/15/2006 6:52:18 AM